2025 Jesus
As you drive around any city in America, you are bound to lay your eyes on a multitude of different signages depicting the resurrection of the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ… It’s almost an accepted fact at this point: he WILL return. We just don’t know when…
But what if he was already born? What if he’s a 26 year old man living in the Upper Westside as we speak?!? Maybe he looks exactly like Adam Levine with his shirt off…
Besides wondering what aesthetics a modern day carpenter turned deity would go with, we also get in on a good old fashioned Song Spelunker on the 1998 hit song Life by Des’ree.
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